We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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