Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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