she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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