you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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