i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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