3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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