my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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