Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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