whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
from now on my penis is your penis
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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