nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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