Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Well I just put wine in my tea
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
