GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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