no, he came in my armpit
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
