He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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