life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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