I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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