She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
