You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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