You're my little dorito
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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