party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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