I need help removing her.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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