My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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