wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
