hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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