hell yes lets make some ravioli
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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