Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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