p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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