I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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