I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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