just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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