Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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