you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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