I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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