saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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