question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
he was CRYING into my vagina
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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