i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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