you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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