porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
