bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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