Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Randomize
