Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
People in love make me want to vomit
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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