doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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