how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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