a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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