okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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