Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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