We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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