question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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