im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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