we're blogging at a bar
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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