I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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