there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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