i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
