We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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