I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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